Paxman Cries Foul over Howard Crib Notes
Sources reveal that Jeremy Paxman is to be put down by the BBC.
The aging assassin had been given one last chance to prove that his killer instinct remained in an interview to be screened tonight on BBC1. However, despite injuring the Tory Party leader, Michael Howard, using a variety of weapons including immigration and asylum, he failed to make his kill.
Paxman's execution may be delayed whilst an appeal is made on his behalf. Supporters of the off-colour assassin are claiming that Michael Howard clearly breached the rules of engagement by producing paper notes from his pocket, one of which was a letter from the Prime Minister.
A Paxo supporter said "Howard should play fair - he should've rolled over and let Paxo gut him like a fish because that's what everyone wanted to see. Jeremy had even been practicing by watching all seven series of Buffy."
Paxman is said to have left studio 'looking like a broken man' and muttering the same question to himself over and over 14 times.
The aging assassin had been given one last chance to prove that his killer instinct remained in an interview to be screened tonight on BBC1. However, despite injuring the Tory Party leader, Michael Howard, using a variety of weapons including immigration and asylum, he failed to make his kill.
Paxman's execution may be delayed whilst an appeal is made on his behalf. Supporters of the off-colour assassin are claiming that Michael Howard clearly breached the rules of engagement by producing paper notes from his pocket, one of which was a letter from the Prime Minister.
A Paxo supporter said "Howard should play fair - he should've rolled over and let Paxo gut him like a fish because that's what everyone wanted to see. Jeremy had even been practicing by watching all seven series of Buffy."
Paxman is said to have left studio 'looking like a broken man' and muttering the same question to himself over and over 14 times.
