Thursday, March 31, 2005

One-Eyed (nearly official) Campaign Update

The Westminster rumour-mill has it that this will be the last unofficial one-eyed election update. All gossip seems to point to Monday for an announcement of the closely guarded secret election date - 050505.

The Westminster rumour-mill though, is fed by the rumour-mongers of the Parliament and the press, and those in Number Ten who have their complicated 'strategic press agendas' of bluff and counter bluff, smoke, mirrors and spin, that we mere mortals no nothing of and care nothing for. Monday would be good, but there's the little fact of running the country to be considered. Parliament, though it seems useless, actually plays a role in this as bills can't get passed if parliament isn't sitting. It's Easter recess now, so there's the usual legislative pile-up to clear in parliament before it rises for purdah. Mind you, this is not a Government that has ever let running the country get in the way of good PR.

My guess would be Wednesday. Although we're forecast a sunny weekend, Monday is looking like rain. It's the feel-good factor. Announcing and election is guaranteed to get you on telly, you don't want to be standing outside Number Ten looking like the master of all you survey getting pissed on with rain do you?

Wednesday gives the civil service time to bung a few bills thorough parliament, and would also give a great opportunity to set the agenda before Prime Ministers Questions. That's my stab, and I'm sticking to it. Let's hope it's as accurate as my "Tory self-destruct button" prediction last week, although many will argue that I didn't have to be Nostradamus to see that one coming.

On with the campaign update. I was going to include the BBC as a new entrant to the campaign this week, however I have decided against it on the grounds that it's unfair to draw a distinction between them and the Labour Party this close to an election.


Labour

A pretty slick week for Labour. Worries that the old style of going on about what bastards the Tories are was looking a bit defensive and dishonest have been elevated. Those lily-livered Labour MPs and journos who were voicing a desire to see a bit more of a positive campaign have been proved very wrong. Any coach knows that you've got to play to your strengths, and Labour has the best drilled mud-slinging machine around. Those waivers have now seen the light and piled back on the Tories. It may have been that they realised that positive campaigning requires stuff like a "message" and "policies" that can get you into trouble if you get elected, or that the old desire to put the boot into the Tories returned when they hit the deck in the shape of the loathsome Howard Flight.

Milburn will be delighted. For a while it was looking like putting him in nominal charge of Alistair Campbell's election campaign was a huge error. Campbell's success 1994 - Kellygate was that he never put his own head above the parapet. Everyone knew there was a vacuous sleazebag running the whole of the Government's PR, but no-one could nail him for it. Milburn is an MP and -officially- a Cabinet Minister - though his role seems more like he's the PM's lodger that helps out with the washing-up and does the odd bit of dusting. Milburn's public profile means that the dark arts required of the "Campaign Coordinator" have to be conducted in front of cameras and the public, rather than from some seedy Downing Street bunker as before and therefore puts a bit of a cap on what the guy can actually get away with. Still, having a ready-made public profile must be great when things are going well, and Milburn has been duly quick to cash-in this week.

Not for the first time in history, Labour's biggest asset this week has been the Tories idiocy. Tory economic strategist Howard Flight was recorded saying that there was more room than the Tories were letting on for reductions of the government's proposed spending increases. This was easily equated by Labour and the willing press into an admission of the Tories "agenda of cuts to public services" and the stink was big enough to make headline-crazy Michael Howard sack the guy on the spot. Right or wrong, Howard thought he's put the story to bed. But with Labour eager to validate their negative campaign and still seething over the failure of their "£35bn in Cuts" slogan and the press smelling blood the story grew and grew and grew. The impressive New Labour machine we all remember swung into motion and even Dr John Reed was caught smiling on TV!

The only sour note of the whole affair that has so far eluded the press is that Labour have effectively cashed in one of their spies. Someone recorded Flight in his pep talk to his team of Tory-Boys, and that someone must have been a mole. If this is the best they can do, and worth cashing in a well placed agent for then they might be a bit stretched when it comes to mud to sling later in the campaign. But then that's not something that we should be underestimating them on.

More shocks still though, as Tony Blair today announced that the economy should play a central role in the Labour election campaign. Shocking if you consider that Labour are actually the incumbents and thus a shift in focus onto the economy would mean a positive campaign strategy. Still, the image of the plotting Gordon Brown, brooding quietly in his sparse office at the Treasury was beginning to overshadow the 'shiny happy people' spin that Labour likes to put on the Cabinet at election time. Sulking Gord was ruining the 'hey we're best buddies' routine, so the campaign strategy has been hastily re-written to include him.

Alarm bells would have rung at Downing Street, as the Tory press seem to have decided that Blair is too easy a target nowadays with both the Spectator and the Telegraph latterly running anti-Brown articles where once they would have been anti-Blair. The Rovian tactic of "always attack your opponents strengths, let him reveal his weaknesses" dictates that the biggest danger to the Tories should get the roughest treatment by the Tory press. This week's round of Brown-bashing has shown that the Tories clearly see Brown as the next Labour leader. Bringing the campaign focus onto the economy can be seen as an example of Blair keeping his friends close, but his enemies closer.

The final shock from the Labour campaign this week was the sight of Jamie Oliver, celebrity Essex-boy and chef in a tie outside Downing Street. Oliver was delivering a petition bearing 271,000 signatures supporting his "Feed Me Better" campaign to supply school children with better nutrition. Oliver has been fêted by the press for drawing a £280 million spending promise out of the Government. Congratulations would be better sent to the Education Secretary, Ruth Kelly, for the speed at which she must have done her sums in order to get an announcement out literally hours after Oliver hit the headlines. Either there was something in the pipeline all along that they've kept quiet about, or there's been some serious back-of-envelope stuff over at DfES.

The Labour party is today facing an investigation over its use of 'cold calling' in breach of the campaigning code of conduct. Arhh to be sure the code is more like a set of 'guidelines' savvy? Don't think this has legs. Things are looking good over at New Labour, and expect them to sail through this with their usual gusto. The only thing between them and the election booty are the cursed ghost of Bootstrap Mandelson and about 30,000 Iraqis.


Conservative

Back down to earth with a bump this week for all the excitable young things at Central Office. The Howard Flight fiasco reminds them that in politics it doesn't matter what you say, it's what you're talking about that gets the headlines. Even if you think you're talking to your own, walls in Westminster have ears.

Mr Crosby missed a trick. A savvy political operator would have had the cameras in, filming the Victoria Street headquarters being swept for bugs, thus providing a shift of emphasis from a Tory MP's private musings to the New Labour 'covert-ops' teams with their recording devices, databases of associates, embedded 'sleepers' and black propaganda units. He could have even drawn attention to the story from last year about Labour staffers doggedly following a Tory MP for months recording his movements and revealing that he secretly went to gay bars to pick up gay men for gay sex, only to have their dirt ruined when they found out that he'd in fact come out the year before.

So it's been heads down this week for the Tories. They did their best at the weekend and the beginning of the week, turning up at press conferences, ready to make announcements, only to find that no one was listening, all people wanted to do was talk about someone nobody had heard of before being the downfall of the party. It was like the IDS days all over again.

The reason the press are loving this story, and that Labour are getting so much mileage out of it is simple: Howard Flight was saying what every other Tory is thinking - "we'll swallow this guff about increasing spending at a lower rate than the Government, then, when we're elected we'll do something about the preposterous size of the state".

This, unfortunately, is a PR disaster made in Conservative Central Office. The Tories have been savvy in noting the direction of the political wind - that people directly equate money-in with services-out and have no desire to know what happens in the middle, further, that people are now so protective of the intangible buzzword "services" that they are willing to fight for it against the equally intangible "cuts" even if it means that they have to pay higher taxes and are no healthier nor more educated as a result. That this is now the political culture represents a victory for previous New Labour agendas and acts as a stark reminder of the Tories failure to impact the political landscape over the last decade. If Thatcherite economic liberalism is now viewed as soulless, why too is the Blairite faith and dependence in the soft bosom of the state not equally ill-regarded? In dancing to the New Labour tune of taxes-mean-services-mean-everyone's-warm-and-fluffy, the Tories only have themselves to blame that their intellectual core has been exposed and soiled.

Today, after a full week, the dust has finally settled on the Howard Flight saga. Michael Howard is doing his best to get back to his base with a call for more police muscle to combat the nation's yobbery. This is good ground for the Tories, and should prove a quick win that could bring back some momentum for the campaign. Where they go from here, is less clear, as the sensible play would have been to go big on the economy and at the same time drive a wedge between Blair and Brown. This would isolate Blair, and focus more pressure on Brown and his pompous self imposed 'fiscal rules'. But if they make this play now there's no chance of scoring. Post-Flight Labour hold the ground on the economy, and as detailed above they show no signs of giving it up without a very dirty fight.

Expect more crime and drugs announcements from the Tories with probably a bit of MRSA and protecting out teachers stuff thrown in too. But the ball is back in Blair's court as we move into what is probably going to be the week that the real campaign agenda is set.


The Liberal Democrats

Like the rest of the UK, the LibDems enjoyed a restful double bank holiday weekend. They probably did a bit of gardening as the weather was nice, and maybe popped down to Ikea to pick up a shelving unit and a bag of those little tea-light things.

What they didn't do was campaign. If they carry on like this they will swiftly become the nation's favourite political party. Again, I tip my hat to the LibDems.

The strategy wobbled a bit on Tuesday, when the headline "Kennedy Urges Crime Solution" appeared, but on closer inspection, the headline turned out to be a full and accurate elaboration of what had actually happened: Charlie had said something like "we really ought to do something about crime". This followed the alarm bells that rang at the LibDem campaign camp site on Sunday as the papers reported that the LibDems would not prosecute mothers who shop-lift. For a while, it looked like the secret key demographic in the LibDem master plan - shoplifting mum - had been exposed. But nobody was that bothered so it turned out alright. We all had a good bank holiday thanks to the LibDems. Cheers Charlie.

Today sees the weekly LibDem policy re-hash. This time it's the local income tax thing that they've been rambling on about for a while now. Skilfully re-packaged as "LibDems vow to end council tax", who says that they don’t know how to make waves? Bless. A swift view of the LibDem web-site shows that they have a catchy taxation and economic policy that equates to "we won't do anything any differently apart from a new income tax band for those that earn over £100k. Oh, and the local income tax thing."

The LibDems this week were reported to be predicting their best ever election results. Not hard really.

Tuesday, March 22, 2005

One-eyed (unofficial) campaign update

In an effort to remain impartial I decided to write an (unofficial) campaign update. I had determined to make this an official campaign update once the phoney war was over and the election was announced.

I started thinking, and chuckled, then smugly grinned as I thought about what I might write about the Labour Party campaign so far. So, I decided that it might be more fun to do it from my own slightly less impartial perspective. I'll try and be critical of the Tories too, and might even mention the LibDems, as someone has to.

So, may I present, my inaugural,


One-eyed (unofficial) campaign update

Labour

The Government last week continued their intensive efforts to beat away their hard won 'Mondeo Man' voter by announcing a budget that benefits everyone but him. They are also today announcing measures that will scare off his previously courted 'progressive-liberal woman' wife with Blair addressing a Christian group in the hope of making "faith an election issue". This after dismissing Tory attempts (below) to make abortion an election issue, on the grounds that religion and politics don't mix, seems pretty bloody spectacular brass-neckiness, even for the man that brought us our first "faith-based war" since the crusades.

However, the political logistics around the faith issue provides a welcome departure from the central Labour campaign that can be summed up as "Tory = Evil". Last week Gordon Brown laughed as Tony Blair failed to find a convincing line for the campaign slogan "£35bn of Tory Cuts" after it emerged that the Tories were actually planning to increase spending, not cut it.

"Sources close to the Government" have branded the Tories' new Gypsy policy - that they should be subject to the same planning laws as everyone else - "racist". This, as it emerges that Labour candidates for the seat to be vacated by Paul "tomorrow Soweto" Boateng are to be selected on the grounds of their skin colour.

Home Office Minister, Baroness Scotland, has challenged the Tories to come out in full support of the Government's proposals for ID Cards. This is a carefully constructed bear-trap, that seeks to paint the Tories as either U-turners or weak on crime. As part of the Government's continued efforts to be "tough on crime, tough on the causes of crime", Department for Pensions Minister Chris Pond was arrested and bailed for criminal damage.

Aside from slur and spin, the Labour campaign has been relatively quiet so far, certainly not the big media blitz and razzmatazz everyone expected upon hearing that mixmaster Campbell was back at the decks. Last month's election slogan "Forwards Not Backwards" has conspicuously failed to be mentioned by any Cabinet Minister and has fallen off the press radar, even that of the doting BBC. Momentum may have initially stalled with the row over the posters depicting the two leading Jewish Tories as flying pigs, and then, last week when the £35bn cuts claim was revealed to be bollocks. But a slicker New Labour machine would have sailed through all that. Any political spin machine that can turn the Deputy Prime Minister lamping someone in the middle of an election campaign into a PR victory showing that they are 'in touch with the people' should be making a lot of the Tories' fuddy-duddyness and the LibDems' unelectability. Leading to the question - what is wrong at New Labour? Is it a carefully crafted campaign to devalue their own past electioneering efforts in order to seem as cynical and apathetic as the electorate; or have they just failed to locate their arse from their elbow? Time will tell, but meantime, the Tories are making hay whilst the sun is not shining from Blair's backside.


Conservatives

The biggest political surprise in the last few weeks has been that, given the open goal left by the Labour party by their bizarre 'little voice' approach to campaigning, is that the Tories haven't yet committed collective electoral suicide. Granted, there was a little hiccup when the candidate chosen to battle Tony Blair in Sedgefield resigned following comments about "creative destruction" of public services. But that little slip of honesty aside, the campaign seems to be, wait for it, slick. Yes, the Tories are running a slick campaign for the first time since 1979 when Thatcher picked up the newborn calf for the cameras.

What continues to amaze is that they don't seem to be letting it get to their heads either. There appears to be a work ethic emanating from Central Office that exudes the very realistic aura of "we might not win this time, but we'll push 'em close".

The amazing outbreak of normality at Central Office can be traced back to the arrival of Aussie Spin-miester, current number three in the world spin rankings behind Rove and Campbell, Lynton Crosby. Crosby steered John Howard to victory in last year's Australian elections after many people had written him off. Howard (John) was helped last year by an inept and disastrous campaign by the Australian version of the Labour party. His British namesake hopes for the symmetry to continue, and for the Aussie boy-wonder to work his magic 'up-over'.

Luck has played a part in the Tories current run of success. This is the first campaign in thirty years that Margaret Thatcher has not played a substantial role. The luck is, because she's simply too old to get out and about for the Tories, and that Labour have determined that sliming the old dear for the third election in a row may not win them much sympathy under the slogan of "Forward Not Back".

Policy wise, the Tories have shown that they can learn from the best. Rove successfully brought the religion issue into the 2004 Presidential campaign, with superb results for the conservative base. Crosby and Howard are following that thinking, and last week pushed the issue of lowering the limit for abortions from twenty-four to twenty weeks. This is no stab in the dark, they realise that Blair is a fan of the moral high-ground, and protective of his pious image that won the Home Counties and Daily Mail readers over in '97 and '01. They also know that if he pushes his religion as an electoral asset, he is likely to turn-off voters referred to as the 'metropolitan elite' - these were the key prize in '97 - the organic food eating 4x4 drivers of Islington that came to symbolise new Labour. With core Labour supporters already expected to stay at home or vote LibDem because of the Iraq war, the Tories hope that pushing Blair into sounding more like Bush on religion, his New Labour luvvies will leave him too - meanwhile his Christian goody-goody act only stands to impress the people that will probably never forgive him for banning fox-hunting and generally shitting on the countryside.

All this hints at a 'strategy', something that historically the Tories have never been able to manage during a general election campaign. Well, maybe never a 'winning strategy'. Previous Conservative election victories have been based mainly on circumstances (e.g. the winter of discontent) for winning power or on the opposition (or lack of it - see Kinnock) in retaining power. So watch out for the traditional high profile deviations from the party line that the Tories pride themselves on. The Tory Old Guard are like the men in at the top during the last days of the old RFU, the men famously described as 'Old Farts' by Will Carling, then England captain. The Old Farts in the Tory Party may well take pride in their lack of professionalism, but Crosby, as an Aussie, will know it's the Woodward-era of professionalism that won the World Cup for England. He's hoping that professionalism wins out, and the winning mentality is installed. Whether the young Tories, as their rugby playing counterparts did, will have to face "The Tour of Hell" before they are sufficiently blooded to become world beaters, we'll just have to wait and see.


The Liberal Democrats

I promised to write something about the Liberal Democrat campaign, so I will.

The LibDems always make great ground from the fact that they never have to fully explain themselves or come up with anything practical because they can be confident that they won't be chosen to test their theories. Widely derided for this by other politicians and the press, they actually should be applauded. Their consistent electoral failure is declining, therefore, they rightly point to their dismal performance as 'steady improvement'. This, whilst all the while hiding behind the charge that 'the first-past-the-post system is unfair' but using their electoral anonymity to be all things to all men is a cunning plan worthy of Baldric himself.

With this in mind, the LibDems surprised a few commentators today, when they released their own 'Ten Pledges'. At first glance, they look like they may even relate to polices, however, I can faithfully reproduce them from an internal LibDem policy document found written in drunken scrawl on the back of a box of fags on the 16:58 to Inverness:

Ten Pledges to the Electorate:

• We are not Labour or the Tories
• If you like yellow, vote for us
• We said no about the war all along
• Kennedy is a name associated with strong leaders
• Go on vote for the little ginger guy
• Go on, it's not like he's Blair or that other bloke
• He's going to have a baby soon, you know
• Ahh, lickle bay-be
• It'll have it's daddy's cheeky smile
• Go on, please.