Snow Terror Hits UK: Government Suspends Civil Liberties
Motorists face heavy fines and possible imprisonment if they are caught on the roads today.In response to the recent snow attack the Home Secretary has introduced special crisis measures, effectively putting the county in a wartime curfew. Dr Reid said in a statement this morning:
“I have to put the public’s safety first. Driving in snow is dangerous because it is slippy and people might get hurt. It is a government’s responsibility to look after its citizens”
The Liberal Democrats issued a statement in conjunction with Greenpeace and Friends of the Earth:
“This recent snow attack is our own fault, it’s got something to do with carbon and we must immediately stop being capitalists because otherwise we’ll all die”
The Conservatives were unavailable for comment as they were said to be ‘making a snowman like the nice, normal, electable people they are’.
