Breaking News: Castro not dead yet
Ailing Cuban dictator Fidel Castro is tonight still alive (as at 17:34 GMT).Hundreds of thousands of half-arsed student-rebel types around the world are yet again denied their chance to grieve by the Leftist idol’s impressive staying power.
Fidel, shown on the left of international T-Shirt entrepreneur Che Guevara, underwent intestinal surgery for Diverticulitis on July 31 and has been treated for resulting complications since.
What’s the betting that when he finally shuffles the mortal coil the BBC’s obituary is slightly more positive than that for Pinochet? Despite the Callous Cuban’s much more extensive political execution record (3:1 – making Augusto look very ordinary).
