World Bastard League Table Controversy
Following the demise of General Pinochet, the World Bastard League Table has been re-assessed. The table, introduced recently, is a controversial spin-off from the Bastards of the World League Table which includes dead Bastards such as Stalin, Hitler and Pol Pot.
However, some fans have objected to the constant flux with players being promoted from one table to another simply by dying.
“It’s very tricky when I get in arguments in chat rooms” said Colin Spigg, 13, London, “frankly, with this new system I’m just not sure who to compare George W Bush to anymore”
The table still headed by Cuban veteran Fidel Castro, who held off stiff competition from the former Chilean General with his solid 15,000 political executions. However, the table is likely to be further disrupted later this year as commentators are expecting the Cuban’s immanent promotion to the Bastards of the World League, which is set to be renamed The Premier Bastard League.
However, some fans have objected to the constant flux with players being promoted from one table to another simply by dying.
“It’s very tricky when I get in arguments in chat rooms” said Colin Spigg, 13, London, “frankly, with this new system I’m just not sure who to compare George W Bush to anymore”
The table still headed by Cuban veteran Fidel Castro, who held off stiff competition from the former Chilean General with his solid 15,000 political executions. However, the table is likely to be further disrupted later this year as commentators are expecting the Cuban’s immanent promotion to the Bastards of the World League, which is set to be renamed The Premier Bastard League.
