The Policy Blender

I don't think Bush made being a Muslim look easy at any stage, as your satire implies. Still, how he should react is by bombing the shit out of the baseball-pilot-chap's entire baseball team, and all the other teams in the league, and then encouraging Americans and the rest of the Western World to be suspicious of anyone wearing a cap. And also demonstrating incredible tolerance for aggressive acts by basketball players and teams when directed towards anyone associated with baseball, or people living in the same cities regardless of sporting affiliation. But only if the baseball players have a lot of oil.

And should any American Football teams look like they're developing nuclear technology, we should fabricate intelligence documents suggesting that the baseball teams had weapons of mass destruction all along, so we look like we made the right choice.

And so on. You've heard it all before though.

By the way, I completely support the concept of a War on Baseball, but I think that you need to attack the baseball players, not just countries where it is suspected that baseball may be played. Or equally, not wherever the hell you like.