Blair to leave office on Monday!
In a PolicyBlender exclusive, we're positively delighted to reveal that Tony Blair will be handing over the reigns of the Labour Party on Monday, September 11th of this year. Observing recent media trends of announcing things as fact before they're officially denied or confirmed, this journalist is convinced that announcing Blair's resignation now, and stating the information as being from 'An informed source' is our best chance of getting rid of the smug, lying git as soon as possible and turning the next General Election into a proper competition between the smug git that replaces him and the smug git currently leading the Tories. Should we be wrong, and should Blair hang around until next May, then the election is merely a formality, and we'll be welcoming a new government.
