Blair dies
Early reports indicate that Tony Blair died today, choking on some muesli. In an incident which largely parallels George W Bush's pretzel-choking adventure, Britain has lost its most successful Premier since that nasty woman from Grantham. Messages of concern have flooded in from political leaders across the globe, most along the lines of 'That's a shame, Britain, looks like John Prescott is in charge now'.
This is a Policyblender exclusive.
This is a Policyblender exclusive.
