Government to Ban Skinny Models
Having not banned anything for a while the Government has decided that skinny models are a poor example and should be exterminated.The new legislation announced today is part of a wider programme to improve young girls’ self-image and reduce socio-psychological conditions such as Anorexia and Disobedience.
The new programme, lead by Caroline Fitt, Parliamentary Under-Secretary for Totty at the Home Office, includes a poster campaign (right) and medals for girls that have strong child-bearing figures, blonde hair and blue eyes.
