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Bin Laden secret identity exposed?

CIA operatives are secretly embedded within the British Police force and Interpol, according to Association of Chief Police Officers (ACPO) sources.

The allegations tonight follow this morning’s revelations that Langley analysts have linked former 'You’ve Been Framed' and 'Beadle’s About' presenter Jeremy Beadle with terrorist kingpin Osama Bin Laden.

The embedded CIA agents are set to seize the reclusive small-handed star’s assets in an attempt to ‘smoke him out’. So far Beadle – real name: Mahmood Jamar al Bedal - has evaded capture, with many commentators speculating that he has fled to the mountainous Hindu Kush region of northern Pakistan.