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Pup bites man shock

You couldn’t make it up. Professional vegan Paul McCartney and his uni-ped wife, Heather Mills, were in Canada today to have their photo taken with the cute and furry ickle bebby seals (pictured left).

All was going well, the seal pups wide eyes glistened in the photographer’s lenses, until one of the ungrateful little blighters decided to take a bite out of Macca’s wife.