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Least Surprising Weekend in Campaign So Far

Commentators were shocked at the lack of surprises thrown up from the various parities this weekend.

Michael Howard got the ball rolling with the sensational claim that Tony Blair is a liar. A Labour Party spokesperson responded immediately with "yes, we know, but he'll retire after the election so it's ok to vote for him".

The Tories kept the ball rolling by claiming the BBC were biased after the state broadcaster provided radio microphones for and encouraged hecklers of Michael Howard. A BBC spokesperson responded immediately with "yes, we know, we've hated them for years. We are surprised that they've only just noticed."

To further add to the surprise, Labour have been going on about the economy whilst calling the Tories racist and the LibDems took the weekend off to go caravanning in Cornwall.