Howard Appoints Work experience Boy to Shadow Cabinet
Georgie Osborne, pictured below, is to shadow Gordon Brown.
"He's fookin' chuffed about it" said his dad, Ozzy. Osborne has been criticised in the past for colouring off his page and onto the table but Michael Howard is keen to stress the positive side of his announcement: "Now the average age of the shadow cabinet is down to a mere 106" he said before falling asleep and knocking tea over his Daily Mail.
Osborne: Lunch money stolen by Soames
"He's fookin' chuffed about it" said his dad, Ozzy. Osborne has been criticised in the past for colouring off his page and onto the table but Michael Howard is keen to stress the positive side of his announcement: "Now the average age of the shadow cabinet is down to a mere 106" he said before falling asleep and knocking tea over his Daily Mail.
Osborne: Lunch money stolen by Soames
