Clarke fined for not paying licence fee
Clarke: antennal
Charles Clarke has been fined by the BBC for not possessing a TV licence for his gargantuan ears.
A TV Licensing detector van detected a signal emanating from Clarke's huge ears and once databases were checked a fine was issued to the big-eared git.
Invoking images of Louis XVI, Big Ears Clarke indicated that he was unlikely to be paying the fine given his position of Home Secretary: "Le Beeb c'est moi".
Well, at the risk of bandying about stereotypes, he does have a slight overbite. And he's an MP, which means there's very little we could say for certain he hasn't done.
Posted by
Matt |
Wed Aug 17, 08:49:00 am
apparently, fatty-big-ears Clarke is very sensitive about his huge weight and huge ears...
Posted by
Ben |
Wed Aug 17, 09:55:00 am