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One Bush joke too far… Rove nobbles our web-site

Chimpybushitler's eeevil mastermind has used his Zionist connections to cause havoc to our brave web-site. You will note that 'they' have made the menu options on the right hand side go down to the bottom of the page. Is there no limit to their depravity?

We were the lone voice of decent on the internet, in the printed media, on television or in documentary film-making. No-one else had dared to speak the truth for fear of Bush's Gestapo. But here, bravely, we pointed out that Bush looked a bit like a chimp.


Rove: Master of puppets

Alas, the dissent triggered alarms at the Whitehouse, where Rumsfeld, Wolfowitz, Bolten, Melman, Blakeman, Libby, Neusner, Abrams, Weinberg, Feith, Chertoff, Kurtzer, Sobel, Bernstein, Brinker, Lavin, Weiser, Sembler, Silverstein, Gottesman and Miller all put their scheming Jewish heads together and plotted against our plucky little web-site.

Or it could be a technical error that we haven't quite got to the bottom of yet. Probably a Jewish programmer or something…


what were you saying about going too far Matt?


I'm not sure we can call him Bushitler and then talk about his enthusiastic association with Jews. Actually, if you've ever read 'Making History' by Stephen Fry, he talks about someone else rising to power in Germany, working with Jewish scientists to develop the A-Bomb, then evacuating Jews from Europe to a separate state, supposedly in a friendly way. However, the water was medicated to sterilise the men, and effectively wipe out the whole race within a generation. Perhaps this is what Mr Bush has in mind?


ah - not sure we can have it both ways here.

do we stick to the line that chimpy is the world's biggest moron; or do we hypotosise that he might have something 'in mind'...


Perhaps someone who is close to Bush has this in mind, but has yet to tell him?

We can have it both ways if we want. And no-one is voting for us, so we can say what we like.


Anyway, it wasn't Bush who screwed the site up, it was me. and it's fixed now.


and nicely fixed it is too.

well done Matt.

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