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Prescott turns on the charm with Number 10 tour

Further proof that Prescott is kept as far away as possible from any actual responsibly whilst Blair is on holiday was revealed yesterday; as the DPM took a family on an impromptu tour of Number 10.


PR master: Prescott

The Patel family, of Harrow, north west London, were viewing the new war memorial outside of the MoD building on Whitehall when Mr Prescott approached.

"At first I thought he wanted money", said Mr Patel, who is an IT consultant; "but then I realised that he was only being friendly.

"We jumped at the chance to take the girls around with the Prescott, as we've never seen one in the wild before, only on the television.


Aggressive when confronted by hunters

Mr Patel is aware that Prescott's can be aggressive and anti-social, particularly when confronted by hunters.

"I know that they can be aggressive but I felt very safe the whole time, though I warned the girls not to provoke it by throwing eggs or talking posh."

The experience was ranked by the Patel's youngest daughter as "the best since the monkeys at London Zoo".