Backs to the wall: shot in the Gary Glitter
The Foreign and Commonwealth Office (FCO) are liaising with the authorities in Vietnam as Gary Glitter is facing death by firing squad having been arrested in Vung Tau amid claims that he had sex with a minor.
This is not the first time the FCO has intervened in order to attempt to get a British star shot. Documents obtained under the Freedom Of information Act 2000 show that the Government has detailed plans to deport many British stars to countries where they can be killed easily.
When questioned about the alleged scheme an FCO spokesman defended the government's policy saying that it is only normally used for boy bands and R&B stars.
Further investigations reveal that the singer Jamelia is going to be boiled alive by cannibals in , Mary J Blige is to be publicly whipped in Saudi Arabia and the real reason East 17 split up is because they were all rendered unable to dance after being kneecapped during the FCO sponsored Rock the Falls Road gig in Ulster.
This is not the first time the FCO has intervened in order to attempt to get a British star shot. Documents obtained under the Freedom Of information Act 2000 show that the Government has detailed plans to deport many British stars to countries where they can be killed easily.
When questioned about the alleged scheme an FCO spokesman defended the government's policy saying that it is only normally used for boy bands and R&B stars.
Further investigations reveal that the singer Jamelia is going to be boiled alive by cannibals in , Mary J Blige is to be publicly whipped in Saudi Arabia and the real reason East 17 split up is because they were all rendered unable to dance after being kneecapped during the FCO sponsored Rock the Falls Road gig in Ulster.
sorry. move them to a country where they could be killed much easier. Surely asking these stars to present the MOBO awards or attend the opening of a south london club would be the easiest way to get them gunned down.
Hip Hop and R N B, clensing our airwaves, culturaly
Posted by
Anonymous |
Wed Nov 23, 03:26:00 pm
eat it westwood!
Posted by
Ben |
Wed Nov 23, 06:46:00 pm
He's being detained for 3 months under suspicion of committing obscene acts with a child.... Altogether now "d'yer wanna be in my gang, my gang, my gang..."
Posted by
Matt |
Fri Nov 25, 09:13:00 am
Obscene acts with music carried the death penalty though...
Posted by
Ben |
Fri Nov 25, 10:08:00 am