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Bush to go down as one of the great Presidents!

Someone tried to kill him! That's the criteria for being one of the top Presidents isn't it? I mean, to be really great they have to actually succeed, but the attempt and the fact he took America to war is probably enough for people to talk about George W Bush for hundreds of years to come - your grandchildren will ask you "What was GWB really like? Did you meet him? Was the world a wonderful place when he was alive?"

All we need now is for him to have a fling with a film star, or an enormous moustacheless beard.


I had to rewrite it several times to avoid saying "If they had succeeded in assassinating him, he would have been remembered as one of history's greatest men. I think we can all agree he would have deserved it."

I love ambiguity - there's something in that statement that everyone can agree with. But I know all of you would have seen the bit you don't agree with.

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