Blair Resists Paxo Stuffing
The BBC assassin Jeremy Paxman was last night said to be "distraught" following his second failed assassination attempt this week.
BBC insiders said "This time it wasn't like with Charlie, where Paxo looked into his eyes and couldn't pull the trigger… this time he just didn't get a chance to line up a kill-shot. We're all a little dazed really, nothing like this has ever happened to him before"
BBC bosses are understood to have given Paxman an ultimatum - publicly disembowel the Tory leader Michael Howard live on TV on Friday night, or be bitten to death by Director General Mark Thompson.
BBC insiders said "This time it wasn't like with Charlie, where Paxo looked into his eyes and couldn't pull the trigger… this time he just didn't get a chance to line up a kill-shot. We're all a little dazed really, nothing like this has ever happened to him before"
BBC bosses are understood to have given Paxman an ultimatum - publicly disembowel the Tory leader Michael Howard live on TV on Friday night, or be bitten to death by Director General Mark Thompson.
