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Blair's New Euro Strategy

In a decisive bid to regain ground not lost to the Tories, Tony Blair is importing a highly effective strategy developed for the 2001 election.

Known as "Keep the Pound", the strategy was conceived and honed by seasoned election strategist William Hague. It was first used in the 2001 election with devastating results to the Conservative vote.


Hague in 2001: decisive strategy

A Conservative spokesperson has responded by saying "He can have our one about off-shore immigration centres too if he likes."

No one bothered to phone the LibDems for a comment.