Researchers Find Man Who Believes Blair
A crack New Labour research unit headed by a shadowy figure known only by the codename 'Mandelson' has located a man who thinks that Tony Blair did not lie about the war in Iraq.
At a news conference this morning the man, Charles Kennedy, a reclusive father of one from Invernessshire, said "I believe he was sincere".
Mr Kennedy: recluse
Research has suggested that Mr Kennedy is the only person in the whole country who thinks this. Labour are now undertaking an exercise to raise his profile with the electorate to try to reinstate Blair's trustworthy persona.
Mr Kennedy is believed to be involved with a minority party who call themselves 'Liberal Democrats'. There is some speculation that yesterday's defection by a hitherto unknown Labour backbencher to the hitherto unknown Liberal Democrat Party may be part of the wider strategy to raise Mr Kennedy's profile because of his unique endorsement of Tony Blair.
At a news conference this morning the man, Charles Kennedy, a reclusive father of one from Invernessshire, said "I believe he was sincere".
Mr Kennedy: recluse
Research has suggested that Mr Kennedy is the only person in the whole country who thinks this. Labour are now undertaking an exercise to raise his profile with the electorate to try to reinstate Blair's trustworthy persona.
Mr Kennedy is believed to be involved with a minority party who call themselves 'Liberal Democrats'. There is some speculation that yesterday's defection by a hitherto unknown Labour backbencher to the hitherto unknown Liberal Democrat Party may be part of the wider strategy to raise Mr Kennedy's profile because of his unique endorsement of Tony Blair.
