Monster Raving Loonies Unveil Two Manifestos
The Official Monster Raving Loony Party has unveiled two manifestos; one for this election, and one for the 2525 election .
This year's policies include:
a 99p coin to save on change
reduce class sizes by making the pupils sit closer to one another and issuing them with smaller desks.
free university tuition available to all students named Grant
Pram lanes will be created in all shopping centres.
an enquiry to find out why there’s a Polar bear on Fox’s Glacier mints
The Millennium Bridge will be made wobbly again, by building a pub at either end
This year's policies include:
a 99p coin to save on change
reduce class sizes by making the pupils sit closer to one another and issuing them with smaller desks.
free university tuition available to all students named Grant
Pram lanes will be created in all shopping centres.
an enquiry to find out why there’s a Polar bear on Fox’s Glacier mints
The Millennium Bridge will be made wobbly again, by building a pub at either end
You've got my vote
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Tue Apr 26, 08:09:00 pm