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Cats away, mice will play

This just in from our religious correspondent at The Onion.

"When the pope was alive, I never would've thought of flouting the 1917 Pio-Benedictine Code Of Canon Law. But once he was out of the picture, I immediately bore false witness against my neighbor. And then I coveted his wife." - Area Man