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Handcuffs for 'Discipline' Minister

The sainted Education Secretary was the target for a group of men bearing handcuffs today.

Ruth Kelly, who kicks some quite considerable ass for a girlie, fought off the assailants as they grabbed her wrist.



Kelly is, controversially, a member of the shadowy catholic group Opus Dei who are about as popular as the Illuminati.


Update - Veritas are claiming to have saved our plucky young lass:

http://www.veritasparty.com/cgi-bin/datacgi/database.cgi?file=News&report=SingleArticle&ArticleID=0265

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