Extra! Extra! Idiots hurt self by being idiots!
This story was an entertainment. Two people, probably local, covered flourescent strips in petrol, switched them on and set them on fire and then had a light-sabre fight with them. Apparently the resulting petrol burns left them with a 50% chance of survival.
Good.
The less people like that in the gene pool the better. Morons. What do you think is going to happen if you bash two bits of flaming, petrol-filled glass together? I hope if they survive, their genitals suffer such severe burns that they don't have children, cause we don't need that sort of person making more people who are similarly stupid. I think this is an excellent example of the difference between those who can't help themselves and can't fulfil their potential, and those who won't help themselves and have no potential to fulfil.
Of course, if it had happened in George Lucas' native country, the lawyers would have been onto it within minutes.
Good.
The less people like that in the gene pool the better. Morons. What do you think is going to happen if you bash two bits of flaming, petrol-filled glass together? I hope if they survive, their genitals suffer such severe burns that they don't have children, cause we don't need that sort of person making more people who are similarly stupid. I think this is an excellent example of the difference between those who can't help themselves and can't fulfil their potential, and those who won't help themselves and have no potential to fulfil.
Of course, if it had happened in George Lucas' native country, the lawyers would have been onto it within minutes.
Don't you underestimate our lawyers…
This of course is not the first tale of great idiocy in the papers this week - the three slappers from Derby are still making the front pages.
Apparently - after their mother blamed their school for poor sex education yesterday, despite the fact that she allowed her eleven year old to sleep with her boyfriend even after her eldest, now sixteen had had two abortions and a miscarriage - the slappers' grandmother is today blaming the government.
Oh my God.
There must be legislation… oh, wait, there is… there must be something else we can do to save these poor idiots from taking responsibility for their own actions! Quick, Home Office/DfES/DOH, issue a statement announcing an expensive new initiative so that people know the government will look after silly tarts like these…
Posted by
Ben |
Tue May 24, 11:17:00 am
ban this light sabre film!
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/beds/bucks/herts/4575291.stm
Posted by
Ben |
Tue May 24, 01:28:00 pm
Amani didn't get off too lightly either.
As the good Lord Littlejohn points out in today's Sun "Did she copy it off some rip off label?"
Posted by
Ben |
Tue May 24, 05:15:00 pm