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Blair Appoints Controversial Adviser

Tony Blair stands accused of bandwagoning as he unveiled his latest high profile adviser.

The 2'1" (0.66m) lifetime member of the Jedi Council is said by many to be the wisest and most powerful special adviser to the Blair Government. Before becoming Blair's adviser Yoda trained several notable Jedi including Count Dooku, Mace Windu, Ki-Adi-Mundi, Obi-Wan Kenobi and Luke Skywalker.


Yoda - taller than Ian McCartney

Speaking to a press conference earlier, the elfin guru indicated that "Twisted by the dark side young Blair has become" and that "Much to learn, he still has."

Blair was said to be looking forward to developing the relationship between the two, but refused to be drawn on whether the recent quote attributed to Mr Yoda "War does not make one great" was directed at him.