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LibDems Complain about Polling Station Sign

A sign at Plaistow polling station has angered the Liberal Democrats.

In a message tapped in Morse code on the air ducts of the bunker in which they have all been hiding for the past week, a spokescomrade said:

"It's completely unfair - the sign clearly commands voters not to vote Liberal Democrat. We estimate that in Horsham this cost us 12,628 votes, whilst nationally we estimate that we could have taken another 295 seats without this kind of discrimination"


Anti-LibDem sign

Horsham was taken by scheming Conservative MP Francis Maude with 27,240 votes. The LibDems polled 14,613 votes.