Hospitals Face TB Threat
The Guardian has reported today that over 700 hospitals have been advised to take precautionary measures against TB.
TB, which is short for Tony Blair, and its most virulent strain, PFI, a rare condition that attacks public services whilst claiming to defend them, is said to be a threat to many hospitals around the country. The PFI strain has a thirty year gestation period but once the effects manifest themselves they can be crippling.
Government Ministers with close links to TB are said to be taking precautions against the condition. Many Labour MPs were elected on an anti TB platform. There are rumours that those MPs exposed to TB will soon be culled for the sake of the health of the nation.
Cherie: Exposed to TB
TB, which is short for Tony Blair, and its most virulent strain, PFI, a rare condition that attacks public services whilst claiming to defend them, is said to be a threat to many hospitals around the country. The PFI strain has a thirty year gestation period but once the effects manifest themselves they can be crippling.
Government Ministers with close links to TB are said to be taking precautions against the condition. Many Labour MPs were elected on an anti TB platform. There are rumours that those MPs exposed to TB will soon be culled for the sake of the health of the nation.
Cherie: Exposed to TB
