New Survey puts British men top of "this big"
In a survey unrelated to this, British men have been found to catch the biggest fish.
The survey was conducted by asking people how big the last fish they caught was and then taking an average in each country. Many British men were found to stretch out their arms as far as they could go, and then complain that they wish they had longer arms, so they could show you the size of the one that got away.
Brits call this a tiddler
British men also have the biggest cars, the largest salaries, and know the most famous people, who they could introduce you to if you fancied coming back to their place tonight.
The survey was conducted by asking people how big the last fish they caught was and then taking an average in each country. Many British men were found to stretch out their arms as far as they could go, and then complain that they wish they had longer arms, so they could show you the size of the one that got away.
Brits call this a tiddler
British men also have the biggest cars, the largest salaries, and know the most famous people, who they could introduce you to if you fancied coming back to their place tonight.
