Chirac: “Blair Gay”
Respected playground figure Jacques ‘le Ripper’ Chirac yesterday issued a scathing assessment of one of his fellow pupils.
“Tony wet himself in math’s, won’t sit at the back and play cards in economics and sucks up to the headmaster like all the time”, said the fat balding Frenchie.
Jacques, house captain of Gaul House, used to be admired by his fellow pupils who often followed his lead in rebelling against the school’s controversial head teacher, Mr. Bush, but since pupils in Gaul and Reefer houses recently stood up to his bullying he has seen his popularity wane.
Loser: Chirac
Staff and pupils believe that Jacques may be picking on little Tony as he is easily isolated from the rest of the school and has strong family connections with the school – his Auntie Maggie was Head Girl and his close friend Peter has recently joined the administrative staff.
This is not the first incident at the EU School for Special Children to make the headlines, a few years ago the entirety of Feinian House were allowed to re-take their exam on the Nice Treaty due to disappointingly poor results.
“Tony wet himself in math’s, won’t sit at the back and play cards in economics and sucks up to the headmaster like all the time”, said the fat balding Frenchie.
Jacques, house captain of Gaul House, used to be admired by his fellow pupils who often followed his lead in rebelling against the school’s controversial head teacher, Mr. Bush, but since pupils in Gaul and Reefer houses recently stood up to his bullying he has seen his popularity wane.
Loser: Chirac
Staff and pupils believe that Jacques may be picking on little Tony as he is easily isolated from the rest of the school and has strong family connections with the school – his Auntie Maggie was Head Girl and his close friend Peter has recently joined the administrative staff.
This is not the first incident at the EU School for Special Children to make the headlines, a few years ago the entirety of Feinian House were allowed to re-take their exam on the Nice Treaty due to disappointingly poor results.
