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Chirac to 'Change Lifestyle'

Jacques Chirac has remained silent at his Euroland ranch since the 'non' verdict was announced.

His lawyer, the 'silver haired wonder' Thomas Mesereau, has spoken on his behalf to EU news networks. Mesereau stated that Chirac will no longer share a bed with young Blair and will think carefully before putting himself in situations that may give rise to allegations of inappropriate conduct.

"He's not going to do that any more," Mesereau told NBC. "He's not going to make himself vulnerable to this any more."


"He's going to take it one day at a time. It's been a terrible, terrible process for him"