The Policy Blender

All Blacks in shock claret surplus.

G8 summit 5 members short.

Charles Clarke denies reports that some CSOs have inadequate training or are unsuitable to the role...

"Beer - the cool way to pick up chicks..."

Spice Girls warm up for G8 concert

Bush regrets holding 'British' themed party to welcome Blair to Washington:

Cheney and Rove caught tipping Whitehouse teabags into the Potomac in response to drunken singing of "She Wheeled a Wheelbarrow", "Wild Rover", "Swing Low", "Jerusalem" and a particularly lewd rendition of "The Yogi Bear Song".

Rice under armed guard after merry revellers tried to take advantage of the "special relationship".

Jenna and Barbara locked up for own protection.

Cherie Blair accepts $30,000 not to sing any Beatles songs on the karaoke machine.

Donald Rumsfled accepting all challengers for arm-wrestling.

Ewan Blair dives the Presidential lawnmower through the Whitehouse fence.

Unidentified British musician falls in pond after serenading Laura Bush on guitar.

Air Force One "borrowed" by intoxicated revellers without a pilot's licence between them. Recovered later from an emergency airstrip and replaced without Bush noticing.

Sangria spiked with Morphine and Codeine swiped from a veterinary surgery.

Several prank phone calls are made to world leaders.

Welsh policeman wears rugby shirt, receives blow to face from Englishman with spiky hair.