Criticising Blair Now Illegal
Under the new religious hatred laws criticising Tony Blair is now illegal. This is due to a minor loophole discovered by a little known barrister, Cherie Booth.
Due to the iconic status of the ancient office of Prime Minister and Mr Blair's self-appointed messianic righteousness, he is considered under the eyes of the law to be a religious idol and thus, under the new religious hatred laws, any criticism of the Blairite deity would offend dozens of loyal Blairites such as Steven Byers and Geoff Hoon and is therefore illegal.
St Tony: holier than thou, motherfucker
Tony Blair was said to be "too busy sorting out Africa and then the Middle East" to comment on the discovery of the loophole. It is also understood that Bono, the Diana Princess of Wales Foundation, the Vatican and the estate of Mother Theresa of Calcutta have issued a writ against the Prime Minister seeking damages relating to infringement of intellectual property rights and image rights.
Due to the iconic status of the ancient office of Prime Minister and Mr Blair's self-appointed messianic righteousness, he is considered under the eyes of the law to be a religious idol and thus, under the new religious hatred laws, any criticism of the Blairite deity would offend dozens of loyal Blairites such as Steven Byers and Geoff Hoon and is therefore illegal.
St Tony: holier than thou, motherfucker
Tony Blair was said to be "too busy sorting out Africa and then the Middle East" to comment on the discovery of the loophole. It is also understood that Bono, the Diana Princess of Wales Foundation, the Vatican and the estate of Mother Theresa of Calcutta have issued a writ against the Prime Minister seeking damages relating to infringement of intellectual property rights and image rights.
