Exclusive Saddam Photo: Therapy "Progressing Well"
A source at the US-run "Secret Prison Complex Somewhere Near Baghdad Airport" (SPCSNBA) has indicated to Policyblender.com that the former dictator's therapy programme is achieving some notable successes.
It is believed that former Big Brother psychologist, former Oxford Don, Dr Peter Collett is currently overseeing the Butcher of Baghdad's rehabilitation programme.
The Butcher of Baghdad is said to be a "natural entertainer" and has been almost single-handedly manning the SPCSNBA's prison radio station. His wacky off-beat sense of humour is a hit with Guards and prisoners alike, although Dr Collet has expressed concerns that playlists often seem overly reliant on tracks by heavy metalers Anthrax and Arabian ska-miesters the Baghdaddies.
DJ Gasman: mixin' up the medicine
Saddam is known affectionately as 'DJ Gasman' and has developed his own brand of death-metal/hip-hop crossover - death-hop - for his popular live sets during which he is accompanied by MC Chemical Ali.
If his rehabilitation continues to be a success, it is even suggested that he might return to Baghdad life as a full time professional DJ - building on his previous celebrity status as tyrant, oppressor and mass murderer. It worked for Chris Evans…
It is believed that former Big Brother psychologist, former Oxford Don, Dr Peter Collett is currently overseeing the Butcher of Baghdad's rehabilitation programme.
The Butcher of Baghdad is said to be a "natural entertainer" and has been almost single-handedly manning the SPCSNBA's prison radio station. His wacky off-beat sense of humour is a hit with Guards and prisoners alike, although Dr Collet has expressed concerns that playlists often seem overly reliant on tracks by heavy metalers Anthrax and Arabian ska-miesters the Baghdaddies.
DJ Gasman: mixin' up the medicine
Saddam is known affectionately as 'DJ Gasman' and has developed his own brand of death-metal/hip-hop crossover - death-hop - for his popular live sets during which he is accompanied by MC Chemical Ali.
If his rehabilitation continues to be a success, it is even suggested that he might return to Baghdad life as a full time professional DJ - building on his previous celebrity status as tyrant, oppressor and mass murderer. It worked for Chris Evans…
