Kiwi Fury at "Campbells Theft"
Reports this morning indicate that the All-Blacks are missing a large amount of the condensed soup that is widely believed to be the secret of their powers.
Soup:Makes you run like a bastard
Police are not ruling out theft as the reason for the disappearance. The Lions squad have recently been spotted 'running like bastards', but Sir Clive Woodward has issued a statement, explaining that the Lions were being chased by the All-Blacks at the time.
Soup:Makes you run like a bastard
Police are not ruling out theft as the reason for the disappearance. The Lions squad have recently been spotted 'running like bastards', but Sir Clive Woodward has issued a statement, explaining that the Lions were being chased by the All-Blacks at the time.
Lions sources later confirmed that although the All Blacks were the consommé professionals, their bisquey tactics in the broth area led to Brian O'Driscoll's dislocated chowder.
Woodward insisted they were not crying over sour croutons and that is was time to draw a line in the soup about the whole potage. A full gazpacho has been sent to the IRB soup d' jour Heinz Bouillabaisse for analysis.
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Ben |
Fri Jul 01, 04:45:00 pm