MoD "Regain control of John Reid"
Defence Secretary Dr John Reid has been recaptured by the Army's elite 'Longshanks' unit.
Dr Reid had been missing since last Thursday's terrorist attacks. His private office reported that once the terrorist nature of the explosions had become clear, Dr Reid painted his face blue and white, donned a Mel Gibson wig and left his office yelling "Freeeedoooom" and baring his naked Scottish buttocks at the Chief of Defence Staff, General Sir Michael Walker GCB CMG CBE ADC Gen.
Reid: gone completely nuts
Dr Reid is now said to be in a stable position and recovering well. An MoD spokesperson indicated that he should be back to eating whole journalists "either later today or tomorrow".
Dr Reid had been missing since last Thursday's terrorist attacks. His private office reported that once the terrorist nature of the explosions had become clear, Dr Reid painted his face blue and white, donned a Mel Gibson wig and left his office yelling "Freeeedoooom" and baring his naked Scottish buttocks at the Chief of Defence Staff, General Sir Michael Walker GCB CMG CBE ADC Gen.
Reid: gone completely nuts
Dr Reid is now said to be in a stable position and recovering well. An MoD spokesperson indicated that he should be back to eating whole journalists "either later today or tomorrow".
