Hospital defends babies' human rights
Brave bureaucrats at Calderdale Royal Hospital, Halifax, have taken measures to defend the human rights of the babies in their care. Staff and visitors to the hospital's maternity ward will no longer be permitted to 'coo' and smile over babies, and ask their proud parents questions about their new-borns.
Debbie Lawson, neo-nazi manager at the Special Care Baby Unit said:
“Cooing should be a thing of the past because these are little people with the same rights as you or me.
“Hopefully our message comes across loud and clear. The Government has set a benchmark that every patient has a right to privacy and dignity and we say that includes tiny babies as well.”
This website supports Calderdale Royal Hospital in its efforts to deprive new-born babies of external stimuli and human interaction and to uphold controversial EU legislation to the letter. We will soon be launching the Calderdale Babies Shoebox Collection, for which we will facilitate the donation of used shoeboxes. Readers can donate shoeboxes to the Hospital's Special Care Bay Unit for storing new-born babies in until they are able to be locked away from society in the safety of their own home.
Source: T' Yarkshire Porst .
Debbie Lawson, neo-nazi manager at the Special Care Baby Unit said:
“Cooing should be a thing of the past because these are little people with the same rights as you or me.
“Hopefully our message comes across loud and clear. The Government has set a benchmark that every patient has a right to privacy and dignity and we say that includes tiny babies as well.”
This website supports Calderdale Royal Hospital in its efforts to deprive new-born babies of external stimuli and human interaction and to uphold controversial EU legislation to the letter. We will soon be launching the Calderdale Babies Shoebox Collection, for which we will facilitate the donation of used shoeboxes. Readers can donate shoeboxes to the Hospital's Special Care Bay Unit for storing new-born babies in until they are able to be locked away from society in the safety of their own home.
Source: T' Yarkshire Porst .
