The Policy Blender

What's fire-raising? Maybe that's why it didn't make the headlines.

Now, harking back to Kate Moss - if it came to light that Boris was 'powdering his nose', the Tories would make him leader, cause they'd win back the young vote.

Fire-raising is the term for arson under Scottish law.

Boris on coke. oh my God..

Thank you for your concern, Jen. I did indeed have breakfast today, which meant that I was a bit late for work, but that's ok, sod them.

I think Boris could be interesting if he were on coke. There's a good chance he'd actually implode - it'd push him over the edge. Or maybe it'd bounce him back to where the rest us are? Sounds like an experiment for ITV:

Celebrity Coke Island

Twelve celebrities from all walks of public life are marooned on an island with only cocaine, beer and some Viagra.

Contestants must consume their daily quota of cocaine, beer and Viagra otherwise they will be dangled by their sexual organs over a pit of very angry squirrels.

Contestants include:

Boris Johnson
Dame Helen Mirren
Robert Kilroy Silk
June Sarpong
Daniel Beddingfield
Carol Caplin
George Best
Natasha Kaplinsky
Stephen Hawking
Charlotte Church
Dr Rowan Williams
Jenna Jamieson
Omar Bakri Mohammed


On a different note. You should cut-and-paste the following link into a new window. It's lovely. If you are at work, you should use headphones, if you give a shit.

http://www.jcbsong.co.uk/jcbvideo.asp

what's the definition of eternal love?








stevie wonder and ray charles playing tennis...

Hey guys - I put something funny on the internet.

It's here. And it's only loosely related to politics.

nice.

I think they should use that - it might win 'hearts and minds'.

oh my God.

as if by providence, this story has appeared in the gossip section of today's Telegraph:

Toby or not toby

Fans of ITV's notorious reality TV show I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here! will be pleased to hear that producers are already targeting future contestants.

And the jungle-dwellers look set to be a little more cerebral in the next series, to be screened in November. For I hear that journalist Toby Young - author of How to Lose Friends and Alienate People - and the MP for Henley-on-Thames, Boris Johnson, have both been offered £100,000 to take part.

Johnson appears to have turned the offer down. "I can't think of anything worse than being trapped in the jungle with Toby Young," he tells me.

But Young seems to be taking the proposal rather more seriously. "They told me not to talk about it, so can I just say no comment?" That's all the confirmation we need, Toby.