Blair determines to defeat ideologies of terrorists, rest of world
Tony Blair has pledged to defeat the ideas and ideologies of terrorists, and indeed, anyone with ideas and values.
Blair has suggested that there is no difference between terrorists and freedom fighters, and both should be treated with equal contempt. He further proposes that creative thinking of any kind, and holding any values that differ from those held by the state, or the current government, is tantamount to treason.
To put this policy into action, Blair has already sent military units into several London art galleries, where inflammatory sculptures have been burnt (ironically) and treacherous paintings torn down. In keeping with Britain's special relationship with the US, Mick Jagger has already been exterminated for his treasonous song 'Sweet Neo-Con'. Keith Richards was spared, as he is expected to die within a month from 'natural causes'. Michael Howard has been shot.
A more positive implication of this policy is the opening of several 'Blair Youth' groups across the country, where young people will spend their spare time in physical activites such as marching, playing football and beating traitors, all of which are believed to reduce creative thought. Many universities are thought to be against this policy, but this is incidental, as most have already been closed.
Blair has suggested that there is no difference between terrorists and freedom fighters, and both should be treated with equal contempt. He further proposes that creative thinking of any kind, and holding any values that differ from those held by the state, or the current government, is tantamount to treason.
To put this policy into action, Blair has already sent military units into several London art galleries, where inflammatory sculptures have been burnt (ironically) and treacherous paintings torn down. In keeping with Britain's special relationship with the US, Mick Jagger has already been exterminated for his treasonous song 'Sweet Neo-Con'. Keith Richards was spared, as he is expected to die within a month from 'natural causes'. Michael Howard has been shot.
A more positive implication of this policy is the opening of several 'Blair Youth' groups across the country, where young people will spend their spare time in physical activites such as marching, playing football and beating traitors, all of which are believed to reduce creative thought. Many universities are thought to be against this policy, but this is incidental, as most have already been closed.
Oh come on - I'm really trying! Someone take offence, please?
Posted by
Matt |
Fri Sept 09, 01:48:00 pm
Hooray!
I hope I offend you in a thought-provoking and intelligent manner.
Posted by
Matt |
Sun Sept 11, 04:56:00 pm
No, you're right, I'm asking too much. I hope you continue to be offended by the content of this site, in the manner of your choosing.
Posted by
Matt |
Mon Sept 12, 08:45:00 am