Wurst possible result in German Election
Gerhard Schroeder has indicated that the result of the contentious German election will now be decided by the 'Frankfurter Principle'.
The Frankfurter principle, a method of resolving a stalemated political dispute whilst the Reichstag is not in session, is a parliamentary precedent set by Otto von Bismarck, Germany's "Iron Chancellor", who was one of the most significant political figures of the 19th century.
The principle has not been used since 1871, when seeking to break the stalemate in the Franco-Prussian war following the formation of the third republic; Bismarck challenged the French General Louis Jules Trochu to a penis size contest. The winner was simply the politician with the biggest cock. The German won and they have been pissing on the French ever since.
Schroeder: cold
Merkel: over confident?
The Frankfurter principle, a method of resolving a stalemated political dispute whilst the Reichstag is not in session, is a parliamentary precedent set by Otto von Bismarck, Germany's "Iron Chancellor", who was one of the most significant political figures of the 19th century.
The principle has not been used since 1871, when seeking to break the stalemate in the Franco-Prussian war following the formation of the third republic; Bismarck challenged the French General Louis Jules Trochu to a penis size contest. The winner was simply the politician with the biggest cock. The German won and they have been pissing on the French ever since.
Schroeder: cold
Merkel: over confident?
No! Don't you think once was enough!?
Posted by Matt | Wed Sept 21, 08:58:00 am
Sorry, I'm being glib again. What I mean is - I was surprised that the Supreme Court, when faced with a deadlock, went against the 'popular vote' (especially considering America's following campaign to bring democracy to the world). Surely in a democracy, the guy with the most votes would win, especially after deciding that the representative Electoral College had failed to return a clear leader.
This is probably largely irrelevant in this case. The problem in Germany is made more complex by the fact that they have more than two parties worth talking about - if it was a straight decision between two candidates there would probably be an easy way of deciding. As it is, neither has more than 50%, or to my memory, more than 40% of the vote.
My preference (at this point I abandon attempts to be serious), is an adaptation of the Frankfurter Principle. In a Europe battling obesity and sexism, the obvious way seems to be to give the government to the candidate with the largest breasts. That way, both stand a chance.
Posted by Matt | Wed Sept 21, 10:17:00 am
I was amazed that in the states on TV people still go on about the 2000 election.
Can't wait for Bush to say "OK, OK, I admit it, the election was invalid, which means under the constitution I can stand in 2008 - four more years, four more years!"
Posted by Ben | Wed Sept 21, 12:20:00 pm
I don't know - if a party I supported had got more votes than the one that ended up in charge in Britain, and they had the same number of MPs and no-one else had any MPs, and the party with the slightly fewer votes got to form a government cause they had better lawyers, or supporters on the bench, I'd be pretty pissed off about it, even 5 years later - especially if he was still in charge. I'd probably be a little put out by it, even if I supported the winner.
Still, he did get both the popular vote and the electoral college points in 2004, so he must be doing something Americans like. But if he did say 'ok, I did it guv', and he did genuinely have the option of standing again, wouldn't he also be electrocuted to death for treason for doing it in the first place, or something? So 'four more years' in which the President is a charred corpse. Would mean the end of any embarassing gaffes from misuse of the English language (not a reference to misplaced 'u's), but even I think he'd do a better job than his own burnt remains...
Proportional Representation definitely has something to recommend it, but we've been over and over that one. Can't remember what was wrong with it though. Was it that it didn't give parties more of a majority than the voters wanted, so they couldn't form a government that can push through legislation unchallenged when only 40% of the voters want them? Was it that it gave smaller parties an opportunity to have a say in Parliament, and they'd just get in the way? Or was it something we all agreed would be an improvement?
Posted by Matt | Wed Sept 21, 12:45:00 pm