Imagination versus the real world
Another drugs story I'm afraid.
Crack squirrels are loose in the streets of Brixton. Much as I try to come up with something funny, the real world always comes up with something funnier.
Squirrels: Only this active after rehab
"It was ill-looking and its eyes looked bloodshot but it kept on desperately digging."
I can fly!
A squirrel recently ran up the leg of a colleague of mine, but it would be beneath this site to make a bottom joke, to the effect that it was looking for crack.
Honestly, you couldn't make it up.
Crack squirrels are loose in the streets of Brixton. Much as I try to come up with something funny, the real world always comes up with something funnier.
Squirrels: Only this active after rehab
"It was ill-looking and its eyes looked bloodshot but it kept on desperately digging."
I can fly!
A squirrel recently ran up the leg of a colleague of mine, but it would be beneath this site to make a bottom joke, to the effect that it was looking for crack.
Honestly, you couldn't make it up.
that's hilarious!
well done for getting the bottom joke in, too. Sly.
Posted by
Ben |
Fri Oct 07, 03:15:00 pm