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Exclusive: Plot against Tony uncovered

PolicyBlender has just learned of a sinister plot against Tony Blair that means that he's now just as important as his friend Dubya.

Whilst the details are still sketchy, it appears that one of the kingpins behind the plot against our glorious leader is known by the shadowy pseudonym "Mr Brown".


"Mr Brown"

The plot is said to have involved generally looking grumpy and a bit pissed off and then grinning every time Tony gets himself in the shit. It is our understanding that this is a long term strategy to seize control of the once electable New Labour political machine.