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Toy soldiers

With the recent accusations of 'bullying' in the press, Free Market Fairy Tales brings us this from the Army Rumour Service:


In my limited understanding of the purposes of the military, why is there so much fuss about people who are trained to kill knocking the shit out of each other? Surely this is something they should be encouraged to do - as long as no-one is permanently harmed, I see no reason why they shouldn't strap camping mats round their arms and beat each other senseless. It might even help them in a situation in the field - should they ever find themselves facing the enemy with a rubber mask on, handcuffs behind their back.

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