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NHS funding crisis payoff

Every cloud has a silver lining. A Department of Health spokesman announced today that, due to the current severe funding difficulties facing the NHS, the size of nurses’ uniforms will be cut considerably.

The move has received a mixed reception from health care professionals and patients groups. One doctor, who preferred to remain anonymous, said:
"Hubba hubba! Wooooooo!"