Kilroy Unveils Shadow Cabinet
Veritas has revealed that their front bench team is to be staffed "entirely by Oompa Loompas".
Opponents are saying that this radical step further illustrates that Kilroy's party discriminates against anyone who does not have the same colour skin as him.
Veritas team
Kilroy has hit back claiming that his Oompa Loompas are "a damn sight more hard working than those lazy foreign buggers"
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Opponents are saying that this radical step further illustrates that Kilroy's party discriminates against anyone who does not have the same colour skin as him.
Veritas team
Kilroy has hit back claiming that his Oompa Loompas are "a damn sight more hard working than those lazy foreign buggers"
Read more about exploitation of Oompa Loompas
