Pope Decision
The Vatican today announced a raft of new reforms for the post JPII era.
In a document entitled "Jesus Christ, It's the Third Millennium!", the Vatican revealed that the position of its Chief Executive, or 'Pope' is to be delivered by job-share.
Rumours are circulating that the front runners for the top job are Britain's Geoff Hoon and Donald 'the Don' Rumsfeld. Both are well known crusaders who enjoy the advantage of a high profile in the Arab world.
Hoon and Rumsfeld: Jobsharers
The new 'Vaticom' - as it now wishes to be known - 'family friendly' reforms also include a more relaxed position on sodomy, which many in the Catholic Church had found uncomfortable.
Women Priests or "Priestettes" as they are now referred to are said to be a long way off. Today's document stated "Let's not get carried away with this, women are still vastly inferior to men"
A spokesman will shortly be making an announcement on drugs, though it is unclear which drugs he will be using.
In a document entitled "Jesus Christ, It's the Third Millennium!", the Vatican revealed that the position of its Chief Executive, or 'Pope' is to be delivered by job-share.
Rumours are circulating that the front runners for the top job are Britain's Geoff Hoon and Donald 'the Don' Rumsfeld. Both are well known crusaders who enjoy the advantage of a high profile in the Arab world.
Hoon and Rumsfeld: Jobsharers
The new 'Vaticom' - as it now wishes to be known - 'family friendly' reforms also include a more relaxed position on sodomy, which many in the Catholic Church had found uncomfortable.
Women Priests or "Priestettes" as they are now referred to are said to be a long way off. Today's document stated "Let's not get carried away with this, women are still vastly inferior to men"
A spokesman will shortly be making an announcement on drugs, though it is unclear which drugs he will be using.
