LibDems call Crisis Meeting
The Liberal Democrats held an emergency meeting today after it was reported that men who don't shave every day are 70% more at risk of heart attacks.
This follows the 2003 study which suggested that beer drinkers are 60% more at risk to strokes.
The LibDems crisis meeting is seeking to find a speedy alternative to their current core voter 'beardy real ale drinker' now that it is obvious that he is statistically only likely to vote in 8.22 elections compared to the national average of 12.67.
Shaving story
Drinking story
This follows the 2003 study which suggested that beer drinkers are 60% more at risk to strokes.
The LibDems crisis meeting is seeking to find a speedy alternative to their current core voter 'beardy real ale drinker' now that it is obvious that he is statistically only likely to vote in 8.22 elections compared to the national average of 12.67.
Shaving story
Drinking story
