Missing
Have you seen our Shadow Chancellor?
He was last seen playing with some figures in front of Central Office on Victoria Street a couple of weeks ago.
He answers to the name of Letwin, and we don't think he's eaten for a while. Are you or anyone you know feeding him tax cuts? They're his favourite, but recently we've changed his diet a bit and that may be why we haven't seen him in a while.
He's got dark hair, and grey whiskers, he's normally affectionate but sometimes growls at gypsies and civil servants.
If you find Letwin, please deliver him to 11 Downing Street, London SW1A. There could be a £35bn reward, but we're not saying much about that at the moment.
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Posted by
Matt |
Tue Apr 12, 12:59:00 pm