Le Wollop!
Chirac fires another shot in the hugely entertaining war of words between those pesky froggos and the plucky Brits.
Yesterday, Chirac, le grande fromage in French politics, was overheard cracking 'jokes' at Britain's expense to Vlad Putin and Gerry Schroeder.
"The only thing they (the English) have ever done for European agriculture is mad cow disease," said the cheese-eating surrender monkey. He continued: "One cannot trust people whose cuisine is so bad."
Following goading from Putin - who was keen to have Mad Jacques upset the yanks, too - Chirac claimed to prefer hamburgers to good old British grub.
There have so far been no replies from the British side, however it is believed that something quite substantial is planned for European agriculture and that the French might not like it.
A spokesperson aboard Greenpeace's ship the Rainbow Warrior II declined to comment on the trustworthiness of the French government despite their highly regarded cuisine.
Yesterday, Chirac, le grande fromage in French politics, was overheard cracking 'jokes' at Britain's expense to Vlad Putin and Gerry Schroeder.
"The only thing they (the English) have ever done for European agriculture is mad cow disease," said the cheese-eating surrender monkey. He continued: "One cannot trust people whose cuisine is so bad."
Following goading from Putin - who was keen to have Mad Jacques upset the yanks, too - Chirac claimed to prefer hamburgers to good old British grub.
There have so far been no replies from the British side, however it is believed that something quite substantial is planned for European agriculture and that the French might not like it.
A spokesperson aboard Greenpeace's ship the Rainbow Warrior II declined to comment on the trustworthiness of the French government despite their highly regarded cuisine.
Oh no, does this mean the abolition of the CAP is going to result in tractor blockades at Calais?
I believe I also heard Schroder say we couldn't make proper sausages, and Berlusconi remarking on the trip to Britain where he saw an English chef boiling a pizza... And apparently we don't pickle enough things for Putin's liking. Having said that, we make a mean curry, as a nation.
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Matt |
Mon Jul 04, 06:01:00 pm