EXCLUSIVE! Buerk responsible for proposed fertility laws
Michael Buerk's recent comments that "Men have been reduced to sperm donors" have, as usual, been grossly misinterpreted by the press. This article has quoted Buerk entirely out of context, and on several occasions, actually misquoted him. The new fertility laws being proposed by the government were actually drafted with the assistance of Buerk, who has long been of the belief that men should be reduced to sperm donors.
Men: only good for one thing
It is expected that, by 2020, most men will be enslaved by womankind, and used only for the occasional changing of lightbulbs and checking of oil levels in motor vehicles. A few men may be permitted to drive HGVs and repair computers.
Men: only good for one thing
It is expected that, by 2020, most men will be enslaved by womankind, and used only for the occasional changing of lightbulbs and checking of oil levels in motor vehicles. A few men may be permitted to drive HGVs and repair computers.
I agree with your sentiment, Jen. Also I would like to underline my point from before, in that men should shut up moaning about it and get on with being sperm donors...
Posted by
Ben |
Wed Aug 17, 10:29:00 am
We'll be burning our jock straps before you know it!
Posted by
Anonymous |
Wed Aug 17, 10:35:00 am
some of us already do.
woof.
Posted by
Ben |
Wed Aug 17, 11:10:00 am
yep, we'll be in the pub tonight.
Gonce - I'll buy you a pint.
I'm sure there will be cloned humans in the future claiming that they are victims because they only have had one parent. Another reason to procreate vigorously and excessively...
Posted by
Ben |
Wed Aug 17, 12:17:00 pm
to be fair, Gonce gets a pint for being the technical mastermind behind the extra functionality coming soon.
- did I mention the extra functionality? coming soon? -
and Gonce is easier to by a oint for, as he live in London, albeit the swanky west bit of London.
You, I believe, live in America, which makes it difficult to buy you a pint.
Although if you live in Orlando or Tampa Bay, a pint could be coming your way in a couple of weeks...
Besides, I think a pints-for-hits policy might bankrupt me if someone else actually looks at the blog...
:-)
Posted by
Ben |
Wed Aug 17, 01:10:00 pm
No, I don't get a pint for reading, I get a pint because I'm great, fact! :-)
Posted by
Anonymous |
Wed Aug 17, 01:11:00 pm
Really? Sorry - I'll have another look at it.
Posted by
Matt |
Wed Aug 17, 02:05:00 pm